do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce)
(Source: konica65)
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
(Source: theonlystefers)
Thursday morning is brought to you by …
WORTH SEEING: I’m getting zero point zero dollars American for putting up this Kmart ad but I’m a sucker for juvenile wordplay. BIGGASSAVINGS!
From: CONAN Monologue 05/22/13